Janet gives us "Feedback!"

WOW! I can't say enough for Janet's new song "Feedback." The internet almost shut down cause it's too hot. Finally, I feel like Janet might be making a comeback. My prayers have been answered. We'll just write off DaMita Jo and 20 Y.O. as little albums she had to do because they came free with her Virgin Records contract. I must say, this lady has been really doing amazing considering MTV is completely stopped promoting her. Guess she's gonna make it hard to be a "Music" channel and ignore her after the the new album "Discipline" drops 2/26/08!Just had to drop y'all a line real quick. Back to work.
xo,
Randy

Give me some Feedback and take me to Janet now!

Ashley Tisdale and the Table's on Fire!

Last night I totally met the Ashley Tisdale lookalike! I couldn't believe it. Here's how it went down...

I was at the Festival of Trees to benefit the Armed Forces YMCA. It was fantastic and so much fun. They have this giant ballroom with beautiful tables, an Elvis Cover Band and about 12 magnificently decorated Christmas Trees that you buy raffle tickets to win. If you win one, you win everything that's on the tree and under it! Some had things like DVDs, GPS Systems, Free Airline Tickets, Furniture, an out of this world Grill, Kitchen Aid Mixers and most importantly a High School Musical Tree with a Dance Along, Karaoke Machine! It was a blast. Not to mention, I actually arrived early! So I had a Bombay Sapphire and Tonic at the Shilo Inn right next door. Then I wondered over to the Festival. I then began purchasing raffle tickets and going wild registering for the different trees! I loved it. There were two young ladies stationed at each tree. They were wearing, what appeared to be, dance uniforms. AKA, skin tight black leggings, a black t-shirt and a black velour, rhinestone vest! Anyhow, one such girl was located next to the furniture tree. I handed her my ticket and immediately did a double take as she looks exactly like Ashley Tisdale! I then said, "OMG! You look just like Ashley Tisdale. You're so beautiful." She replied, "Oh thank you! I get that all the time." Now in my mind, as the night continued, I actually started believing it was Ashley Tisdale and started taking friends over to meet her. I know, I'm bonkers, but fun. Then I proceeded to ask her if I could take my picture with her. She so kindly agreed. My Christmas wish had come true.

Now the evening was quiet over. As an Ambassador to the Harker Heights Chamber, I sat at their table. It was a blast. That is until, one f the ladies at the table said, "I think I smell something burning." I didn't really think much of it, as there was a lot going on. However, I began to smell something as well. I turned my head to the right to look around and there it was my friends, OUR TABLE WAS ON FIRE! Apparently when the lady that was sitting next to me got up to go get another bite to eat, her napkin got pushed into one of the votive candles. The napkin then went up in flames and ignited the table cloth with it. I shouted "Fire!" and then began beating the flames with a plate. Green bean juice and mashed potatoes were flying, but the flames were dying. Fwoosh!! It was a close one. Not to mention, the Fire Marshall was sitting two tables in front of ours. It really made for a fantastic Friday evening. Now had my fabulous $40 Cashmere (that's right, I said $40 Cashmere! Old Navy, baby.) Sweater had went up in flames, the YMCA would have been hearin' about it!

Alright, back to the never-ending Christmas decorating. Have a great weekend. Good shopping to all and to all a good night!

Yours,
Randy

Shop Old Navy Now!
Stuff Your Stockings with High School Musical 2 on DVD Tuesday (Ashley Tisdale)
Support the Armed Forces YMCA

JLH Is Not Fat!

Okay, I am over TMZ, People Magazine and all of these other media outlets that are putting down Jennifer Love Hewitt for "allegedly" being fat! I have never felt more unattractive. She is super beautiful!! I mean, am I losing it here? This woman is the Ghost Whisperer and has a supernatural body. God I would hate to hear what they would have to say about me if they saw me in a swimsuit! Meanwhile, am I the only one that thinks it's super creepy that some guy is taking these random photos? I mean dude, you're in Hawaii and the best you can do is take pictures of JHL. Wow, talk about a résumé builder! Anyway, on a more positive note, I just want to say that there is beauty in the darkest places. If the media can't grow up, I think I might throw up. I love having a good laugh in jest, but just don't be mean for means sake. It's the holidays and the least we could do is be nice to each other and just enjoy life!

Happy Friday everyone,
Randy

PS
Jennifer, I love hewitt and your body is smokin'!

Confession on the dance floor.

Ladies and Gentlemen, some of you may not know this about me, but I feel it's time I confess. I LOVE Celine Dion. She is amazing. I would want nothing more then to be an official member of her fan club, "Team Celine!" I told a friend today that I wanted her double DVD Live From Las Vegas A New Day... as a Christmas present and she died! I don't know what it is. The amazing voice? The crazy air guitar and beating of the chest? I don't know. I just know that I love her. I really hope I can pull in some more funds for December. I really want to get my sis and I tickets to her show in 2009! Alrighty, back to reality. Hope you're having a fabulous Tuesday. I do owe you the VLOG post from this past weekend. I am just finishing the final touches on my holiday decor! Stay tuned.
Yours, Randy

Take Me To Céline!

Official Start to VLOG, now follow this Betches!

As promised, this is the official start to my VLOG. I am so excited and will be keeping you updated throughout the weekend on my Holiday Decorating. Hope you enjoy.

Yours,
Randy

When Randy Met Video Camera!

Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you my first official, well not so official but first, VLOG! It's Rough and Raw Randy in the Morning. Enjoy.

Let it Snow!...in my living room.

After much back and forth, I have decided to go full force with Christmas decorating this weekend! I am so excited and think I will really be able to create a fabulous wonderland. My theme is a natural Christmas. It will be very clean and simple, but never-the-less a purely magical experience. That's all...for now. Happy Friday!

The Final Dance (Part 3)

Okay, this is it! They are promoting the hell out of "Dance Wars." I'm sure I will watch, cause what else will I do? God I love Jennie Garth, I mean Kelly Taylor! Her dance was fantastic and her partner, Jesus. My mom said it best when we were watching earlier this season, "Who's even looking at her?" I think it's pretty true. So, Ms. Celine just came back. She is singing her latest hit "Taking Chances." Another fantastic performance. I just love this lady. Remind me, why am I not a member of Team Celine? Keeping you up-to-date with DWTS The Finale, this is Randy McCauley. Next up, a look at the two finalist Mel B and Helio! Man these two are power packed with sizzle and shake. I do think they've done a bang up job, just still not Sabrina. Commercial break. The fog lifts and Mel B and Helio are revealed to shake it off for the Mirror Ball Trophy. PS, I love that the actual award is a joke. Okay Max and Mel!! Wow. I watched in pure bliss. What a treat for network television. Here comes the judges. All great comments. Let's see the scores...Carrie Ann Inaba 10, Len Goodman 10, Bruno Tonioli 10! Preparing for Helio's dance. Commercial right now. Promo for "Samantha Who?" If you haven't seen it yet, check it out at abc.com. It's so much fun and I think will be a big winner at the Golden Globes! Oh, we're back Helio is about to hit the floor. Love his smile. Here comes Dick Tracy! WOW. Fabulous. They really look like they enjoy each other. Judges? Carrie Ann Inaba 10, Len Goodman 10, Bruno Tonioli 10! It's all tied up. Now some talking with past Stars and onto commercial break. Okay, the craziest promo for the local news just came on (News Channel 25)! "A local basketball game canceled because of rowdy fans. Plus, a mother hits her child in the face with a frying pan. These stories and weather, tonight at 10." WOW! I live in Bonkersville. I don't know how she said that with a straight face. The winner is only moments away. Are you ready? I don't know if I can handle it. We're back. Season in Review with Mel B and Helio. Jesus, how long is this show? Appropriate that Celine Dion is the entertainment tonight, because this show is a lot like Titanic. It's beautiful to watch, but it takes FOREVER for the damn thing to finish. Okay, here we go. The winner of Dancing with the Stars Season 4 is Helio! Oh, I am so excited for him. He's very cute. I do love Mel B though!! Alrighty, that's it for me. Hope you enjoyed my commentary. Good night.
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Dancing Part 2!

...and we're back! Okay, so Floyd just came out and also is not dancing. So tonight's show is officially called "Not Dancing Cause We're Stars." Man, tonight's show is 2 hours also. I hope I make it. I will wait to post this until the end. No need to make you read my blog for 2 hours. Only one of us should suffer. The moment I've been waiting for, Sabrina is taking the stage. OMG!! I think I am officially straight again. This girl is fantastic. Just because the majority of her fan base is under 18 this betch is not in the Final. Oh well, what a great performance! Oh, and I do wish my girlfriend was hot like you Sabrina! And now we wait...Oh, we're back. Jane Seymour just took the stage. Now listen, I love me a hot cup of coffee and an aging cougar in the morning as much as the next young american man, but God she drives me crazy. However, her dance was beautiful! I do think she faked the food poisoning because she thought she was going to get sent home. Alright, Super Cameron just took to the stage. This man is huge and beautiful. Sometimes I do dream about him, but then he starts talking about himself and I wake up! Great dance tonight though. Must let Jackie-O' outside, brb. WOW, Cameron just ripped off his shirt! Wait, everyone is getting naked. I love this show. I'm gonna have to post this before the end of the hour. So here ya go...

Dancing with Randy, and I'm a Kind of a Star!

Here I sit on a crisp Tuesday night in Texas. Just me and the 4 animals watching Dancing with the Stars: the Grande Finale! It's so exciting. Celine opened the show with "My Heart Will Go On" and I puked!! Just kidding, it was actually very beautiful. Her facial expression at the end killed me. THIS JUST IN: Marie is out! Thank goodness. I love this lady, but I was going to be upset if Mel B and Helio were not the final two. Sometimes the popularity vote drives me crazy on this show. I mean the real winner this season in my heart will forever be Sabrina & Mark! They were the best. Okay, back to speed with what is happening right now. They are reviewing the entire season. I actually forgot how good it has been. OMG, Wayne Newton just came out of the fake tanning salon to join the host on stage and he announced he can not dance tonight due to health reasons. Plus, he is 480 years old and a national treasure. Thanks for not killing him ABC! Going to publish now to keep everyone up to date!! xo

Thanksgiving Eve!

Hairspray on DVD, a cocktail in hand and the smell of pumpkin pie in the oven, it's the perfect Thanksgiving Eve. Not to mention a great day watching Enchanted with my sis and Project Runway tonight. Man oh man I'm having a great day! 

I've made myself a promise, I am going to enjoy this holiday this year. Oh, it's always been awesome and I look forward to it ever so. It's just that I feel like it's a holiday that is commercially getting lost between Halloween and Christmas. Where are all the fabulous autumn decorations? The beautiful golden turkeys and magical pumpkins? I look out the window and see the neighbor's Christmas lights! The stores are full of Christmas decorations. Not that I don't love Christmas, I just want to enjoy Thanksgiving a little more. I need to market some decor that you can quickly transition from Halloween to Christmas and still look fabulous! I'll get right on that, after the parade and the eating festivities of tomorrow!

So, to all that read this, Happy Thanksgiving!

Always, Randy

The First Ten.

Good Evening. I am now coming to you live from my new operating system, OS X Leopard. I love it!! I have a lot to investigate over the next few days, but I'll be taking advantage of the new features soon. I can just feel it.

Okay, so today's post is titled "The First Ten." Dedicated to the first ten pounds I am working on losing. I have had weight issues every since I can remember. Not any more though! I recently started reading "The Secret" and it's really not a secret, it just makes sense. I'm going to try my hardest to only put out what I want to get back. It should be noted, these first ten pounds I do not want back!! They are always the hardest to lose. I just know when I see the scales hit 190lbs, I'll be super charged. 

So look out world, I unloadin' 10 big ones. Night Night.

The Big Time...My First Post!

Oh My God you guys (Legally Blonde The Musical) I am finally doing this. Call it my need to connect to someone or I just finally made the time. Anyway, I'm here and I'm ready to blog it out. I always knew I would enjoy doing this, just always found an excuse not to. Okay, so I won't bore you and myself with the ends and outs of blogging, just know I'm excited about doing it.

Today I am in Tennessee with my folks. My father had hip replacement surgery this past week and I came up to help out. I will be heading back home Tuesday. I wish I could stay longer, but the internet (or the way in which I log on to it) is really giving me problems up here. BBBOOO...HHHHSSS... Never-the-less, I will return to hell, also known as Central Texas. I'm ready for a change. I need a new career, a new place to call him and hot new adventures in lustland!

Alright, I'm gonna post this so it can be my official first. Good night out there and keep it perky.

PS
BLACKOUT is the best CD I have downloaded in a longtime!! Brit is crazy, but the cd kicks ass.