Official Start to VLOG, now follow this Betches!

As promised, this is the official start to my VLOG. I am so excited and will be keeping you updated throughout the weekend on my Holiday Decorating. Hope you enjoy.

Yours,
Randy

When Randy Met Video Camera!

Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you my first official, well not so official but first, VLOG! It's Rough and Raw Randy in the Morning. Enjoy.

Let it Snow!...in my living room.

After much back and forth, I have decided to go full force with Christmas decorating this weekend! I am so excited and think I will really be able to create a fabulous wonderland. My theme is a natural Christmas. It will be very clean and simple, but never-the-less a purely magical experience. That's all...for now. Happy Friday!

The Final Dance (Part 3)

Okay, this is it! They are promoting the hell out of "Dance Wars." I'm sure I will watch, cause what else will I do? God I love Jennie Garth, I mean Kelly Taylor! Her dance was fantastic and her partner, Jesus. My mom said it best when we were watching earlier this season, "Who's even looking at her?" I think it's pretty true. So, Ms. Celine just came back. She is singing her latest hit "Taking Chances." Another fantastic performance. I just love this lady. Remind me, why am I not a member of Team Celine? Keeping you up-to-date with DWTS The Finale, this is Randy McCauley. Next up, a look at the two finalist Mel B and Helio! Man these two are power packed with sizzle and shake. I do think they've done a bang up job, just still not Sabrina. Commercial break. The fog lifts and Mel B and Helio are revealed to shake it off for the Mirror Ball Trophy. PS, I love that the actual award is a joke. Okay Max and Mel!! Wow. I watched in pure bliss. What a treat for network television. Here comes the judges. All great comments. Let's see the scores...Carrie Ann Inaba 10, Len Goodman 10, Bruno Tonioli 10! Preparing for Helio's dance. Commercial right now. Promo for "Samantha Who?" If you haven't seen it yet, check it out at abc.com. It's so much fun and I think will be a big winner at the Golden Globes! Oh, we're back Helio is about to hit the floor. Love his smile. Here comes Dick Tracy! WOW. Fabulous. They really look like they enjoy each other. Judges? Carrie Ann Inaba 10, Len Goodman 10, Bruno Tonioli 10! It's all tied up. Now some talking with past Stars and onto commercial break. Okay, the craziest promo for the local news just came on (News Channel 25)! "A local basketball game canceled because of rowdy fans. Plus, a mother hits her child in the face with a frying pan. These stories and weather, tonight at 10." WOW! I live in Bonkersville. I don't know how she said that with a straight face. The winner is only moments away. Are you ready? I don't know if I can handle it. We're back. Season in Review with Mel B and Helio. Jesus, how long is this show? Appropriate that Celine Dion is the entertainment tonight, because this show is a lot like Titanic. It's beautiful to watch, but it takes FOREVER for the damn thing to finish. Okay, here we go. The winner of Dancing with the Stars Season 4 is Helio! Oh, I am so excited for him. He's very cute. I do love Mel B though!! Alrighty, that's it for me. Hope you enjoyed my commentary. Good night.
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Dancing Part 2!

...and we're back! Okay, so Floyd just came out and also is not dancing. So tonight's show is officially called "Not Dancing Cause We're Stars." Man, tonight's show is 2 hours also. I hope I make it. I will wait to post this until the end. No need to make you read my blog for 2 hours. Only one of us should suffer. The moment I've been waiting for, Sabrina is taking the stage. OMG!! I think I am officially straight again. This girl is fantastic. Just because the majority of her fan base is under 18 this betch is not in the Final. Oh well, what a great performance! Oh, and I do wish my girlfriend was hot like you Sabrina! And now we wait...Oh, we're back. Jane Seymour just took the stage. Now listen, I love me a hot cup of coffee and an aging cougar in the morning as much as the next young american man, but God she drives me crazy. However, her dance was beautiful! I do think she faked the food poisoning because she thought she was going to get sent home. Alright, Super Cameron just took to the stage. This man is huge and beautiful. Sometimes I do dream about him, but then he starts talking about himself and I wake up! Great dance tonight though. Must let Jackie-O' outside, brb. WOW, Cameron just ripped off his shirt! Wait, everyone is getting naked. I love this show. I'm gonna have to post this before the end of the hour. So here ya go...

Dancing with Randy, and I'm a Kind of a Star!

Here I sit on a crisp Tuesday night in Texas. Just me and the 4 animals watching Dancing with the Stars: the Grande Finale! It's so exciting. Celine opened the show with "My Heart Will Go On" and I puked!! Just kidding, it was actually very beautiful. Her facial expression at the end killed me. THIS JUST IN: Marie is out! Thank goodness. I love this lady, but I was going to be upset if Mel B and Helio were not the final two. Sometimes the popularity vote drives me crazy on this show. I mean the real winner this season in my heart will forever be Sabrina & Mark! They were the best. Okay, back to speed with what is happening right now. They are reviewing the entire season. I actually forgot how good it has been. OMG, Wayne Newton just came out of the fake tanning salon to join the host on stage and he announced he can not dance tonight due to health reasons. Plus, he is 480 years old and a national treasure. Thanks for not killing him ABC! Going to publish now to keep everyone up to date!! xo

Thanksgiving Eve!

Hairspray on DVD, a cocktail in hand and the smell of pumpkin pie in the oven, it's the perfect Thanksgiving Eve. Not to mention a great day watching Enchanted with my sis and Project Runway tonight. Man oh man I'm having a great day! 

I've made myself a promise, I am going to enjoy this holiday this year. Oh, it's always been awesome and I look forward to it ever so. It's just that I feel like it's a holiday that is commercially getting lost between Halloween and Christmas. Where are all the fabulous autumn decorations? The beautiful golden turkeys and magical pumpkins? I look out the window and see the neighbor's Christmas lights! The stores are full of Christmas decorations. Not that I don't love Christmas, I just want to enjoy Thanksgiving a little more. I need to market some decor that you can quickly transition from Halloween to Christmas and still look fabulous! I'll get right on that, after the parade and the eating festivities of tomorrow!

So, to all that read this, Happy Thanksgiving!

Always, Randy

The First Ten.

Good Evening. I am now coming to you live from my new operating system, OS X Leopard. I love it!! I have a lot to investigate over the next few days, but I'll be taking advantage of the new features soon. I can just feel it.

Okay, so today's post is titled "The First Ten." Dedicated to the first ten pounds I am working on losing. I have had weight issues every since I can remember. Not any more though! I recently started reading "The Secret" and it's really not a secret, it just makes sense. I'm going to try my hardest to only put out what I want to get back. It should be noted, these first ten pounds I do not want back!! They are always the hardest to lose. I just know when I see the scales hit 190lbs, I'll be super charged. 

So look out world, I unloadin' 10 big ones. Night Night.

The Big Time...My First Post!

Oh My God you guys (Legally Blonde The Musical) I am finally doing this. Call it my need to connect to someone or I just finally made the time. Anyway, I'm here and I'm ready to blog it out. I always knew I would enjoy doing this, just always found an excuse not to. Okay, so I won't bore you and myself with the ends and outs of blogging, just know I'm excited about doing it.

Today I am in Tennessee with my folks. My father had hip replacement surgery this past week and I came up to help out. I will be heading back home Tuesday. I wish I could stay longer, but the internet (or the way in which I log on to it) is really giving me problems up here. BBBOOO...HHHHSSS... Never-the-less, I will return to hell, also known as Central Texas. I'm ready for a change. I need a new career, a new place to call him and hot new adventures in lustland!

Alright, I'm gonna post this so it can be my official first. Good night out there and keep it perky.

PS
BLACKOUT is the best CD I have downloaded in a longtime!! Brit is crazy, but the cd kicks ass.