Janet gives us "Feedback!"

WOW! I can't say enough for Janet's new song "Feedback." The internet almost shut down cause it's too hot. Finally, I feel like Janet might be making a comeback. My prayers have been answered. We'll just write off DaMita Jo and 20 Y.O. as little albums she had to do because they came free with her Virgin Records contract. I must say, this lady has been really doing amazing considering MTV is completely stopped promoting her. Guess she's gonna make it hard to be a "Music" channel and ignore her after the the new album "Discipline" drops 2/26/08!Just had to drop y'all a line real quick. Back to work.
xo,
Randy

Give me some Feedback and take me to Janet now!

Ashley Tisdale and the Table's on Fire!

Last night I totally met the Ashley Tisdale lookalike! I couldn't believe it. Here's how it went down...

I was at the Festival of Trees to benefit the Armed Forces YMCA. It was fantastic and so much fun. They have this giant ballroom with beautiful tables, an Elvis Cover Band and about 12 magnificently decorated Christmas Trees that you buy raffle tickets to win. If you win one, you win everything that's on the tree and under it! Some had things like DVDs, GPS Systems, Free Airline Tickets, Furniture, an out of this world Grill, Kitchen Aid Mixers and most importantly a High School Musical Tree with a Dance Along, Karaoke Machine! It was a blast. Not to mention, I actually arrived early! So I had a Bombay Sapphire and Tonic at the Shilo Inn right next door. Then I wondered over to the Festival. I then began purchasing raffle tickets and going wild registering for the different trees! I loved it. There were two young ladies stationed at each tree. They were wearing, what appeared to be, dance uniforms. AKA, skin tight black leggings, a black t-shirt and a black velour, rhinestone vest! Anyhow, one such girl was located next to the furniture tree. I handed her my ticket and immediately did a double take as she looks exactly like Ashley Tisdale! I then said, "OMG! You look just like Ashley Tisdale. You're so beautiful." She replied, "Oh thank you! I get that all the time." Now in my mind, as the night continued, I actually started believing it was Ashley Tisdale and started taking friends over to meet her. I know, I'm bonkers, but fun. Then I proceeded to ask her if I could take my picture with her. She so kindly agreed. My Christmas wish had come true.

Now the evening was quiet over. As an Ambassador to the Harker Heights Chamber, I sat at their table. It was a blast. That is until, one f the ladies at the table said, "I think I smell something burning." I didn't really think much of it, as there was a lot going on. However, I began to smell something as well. I turned my head to the right to look around and there it was my friends, OUR TABLE WAS ON FIRE! Apparently when the lady that was sitting next to me got up to go get another bite to eat, her napkin got pushed into one of the votive candles. The napkin then went up in flames and ignited the table cloth with it. I shouted "Fire!" and then began beating the flames with a plate. Green bean juice and mashed potatoes were flying, but the flames were dying. Fwoosh!! It was a close one. Not to mention, the Fire Marshall was sitting two tables in front of ours. It really made for a fantastic Friday evening. Now had my fabulous $40 Cashmere (that's right, I said $40 Cashmere! Old Navy, baby.) Sweater had went up in flames, the YMCA would have been hearin' about it!

Alright, back to the never-ending Christmas decorating. Have a great weekend. Good shopping to all and to all a good night!

Yours,
Randy

Shop Old Navy Now!
Stuff Your Stockings with High School Musical 2 on DVD Tuesday (Ashley Tisdale)
Support the Armed Forces YMCA

JLH Is Not Fat!

Okay, I am over TMZ, People Magazine and all of these other media outlets that are putting down Jennifer Love Hewitt for "allegedly" being fat! I have never felt more unattractive. She is super beautiful!! I mean, am I losing it here? This woman is the Ghost Whisperer and has a supernatural body. God I would hate to hear what they would have to say about me if they saw me in a swimsuit! Meanwhile, am I the only one that thinks it's super creepy that some guy is taking these random photos? I mean dude, you're in Hawaii and the best you can do is take pictures of JHL. Wow, talk about a résumé builder! Anyway, on a more positive note, I just want to say that there is beauty in the darkest places. If the media can't grow up, I think I might throw up. I love having a good laugh in jest, but just don't be mean for means sake. It's the holidays and the least we could do is be nice to each other and just enjoy life!

Happy Friday everyone,
Randy

PS
Jennifer, I love hewitt and your body is smokin'!

Confession on the dance floor.

Ladies and Gentlemen, some of you may not know this about me, but I feel it's time I confess. I LOVE Celine Dion. She is amazing. I would want nothing more then to be an official member of her fan club, "Team Celine!" I told a friend today that I wanted her double DVD Live From Las Vegas A New Day... as a Christmas present and she died! I don't know what it is. The amazing voice? The crazy air guitar and beating of the chest? I don't know. I just know that I love her. I really hope I can pull in some more funds for December. I really want to get my sis and I tickets to her show in 2009! Alrighty, back to reality. Hope you're having a fabulous Tuesday. I do owe you the VLOG post from this past weekend. I am just finishing the final touches on my holiday decor! Stay tuned.
Yours, Randy

Take Me To Céline!