God Bless the Westboro Baptist Church.

The post says it all. If you're not familiar with this group, don't waste your time. Life is too wonderful to get caught up in their land-o-crazy. I wish they would all commit themselves. It is really painful to see people in need of mental help suffering and infecting the masses. I just had to post this in some sort of effort to share some good with the world. Peace be with them. Oh and since they always use quotes from the bible, I added one below for them.

"Thou shalt not hate thy brother in thine heart: thou shalt in any wise rebuke [reason with] thy neighbour, and not suffer sin upon him. Thou shalt not avenge, nor bear any grudge against the children of thy people, but thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself: I am the Lord." --Leviticus 19: 17-18 (KJV)

Janet Has Discipline.

It's Janet Bitch. Oh, and she's like 41 years old Britney...sorry!


This is the new album cover for Janet Jackson's comeback album "Discipline."

Now, Janet herself is saying it's not a comeback because she never went anywhere. Folks, let's not pretend here. I am a die-hard fan and even I know when it's time to be honest about my favorite lady. The SuperBoob of 2004 really did a number on her career and the two albums that followed the event didn't help much either. However, I am all about "Feedback," the first single from her forthcoming album "Discipline," and I have seen a track listing and I am telling you guys this is the year Janet is back. Even MTV can't keep her away. They've added her video to circulation. So, brush up on your Rhythm Nation and prepare for total Janet Domination! Cause we all know I could use a little.

XO, Randy

Over Mediaed Randy has one more post!

I'm going posting bonkers. I think it's the Golden Globe issue. Anyway, just had to tell you about this fabulous site from Sony Pictures about there new show Cashmere Mafia. It's so much fun!! You can learn all about the characters and really wish Sex and the City was back on. Check it out and let me know what you think.

Click here to visit the world of Cashmere now!

Golden Garbage!

So, I told you good night and go to another network...blah, blah, blah. Well, E! was announcing the awards with Mary Hart and her Gay Leprechaun, Ryan Seacrest, so I watched and it was much better the NBC, Billy Yuck version. However, I got so confused on who had actually won and what category we were even on, that I just gave up. People can say all they want about award shows being too long, but I'm sayin' break-out cosmos and comfy chairs, cause I'll take my three hour plus shows over all this garbage any day. Plus, there were some surprises that would have been nice to have seen live. Johnny Depp for Sweeny Todd over Tom Hanks. Marion Cotillard for La Vie En Rose over Nikki Blonsky for Hairspray and Ellen Page for Juno. Sweeny Todd for Best Musical or Comedy. Julie Christie over Cate Blanchett, Keira Knightley, Jodie Foster and Angelina Jolie! Atonement for Best Drama. So like me, you can checkout all the winners and losers online. I'm done complaining now. Have a great night and remember, make every moment a Red Carpet moment! Yours in hopes the Award Shows return soon, Randy

Checkout the winners...and losers now!

TOO Stressful and not fun!!

Okay, I was going to give you the play-by-play of the Golden Globe announcements, but this is terrible! I can't even watch it. Plus, my Papa John's Pizza is getting cold. Switch networks, get some pizza and enjoy the rest of your night. I will blog about my favs after they're announced. If I keep watching, Billy Bush might push me over the edge!! The Colts and Cowboys set the tone for this tragic TV sunday and now this. Enjoy your evening.

XO,
Red Carpet Randy

Oh God...Nancy and Billy Bush! NOOO!!

This is wild!! Please everyone remain calm. Here it comes, Best Supporting Actress and the winner is Cate Blanchett! This is fantastic and I love billy hates the win. It makes me love it more. Congrats Cate! Right to the next category, Best Supporting TV Actor. And the winner is...Jeremy Piven! So hot. I love this guy, but have a feeling he would even give me the time of day. Congrats man! Next, Best Actress-Drama TV. And the winner is...Glen Close! Hell yeah, she is amazing. Jesus, this awards show is going way too fast!! I hate it. I'll post at the first commercial break. Next, Best Supporting TV Actress. And the winner is...Samantha Morton. Congrats. I had to google her.

24kt Press Conference aka The 2008 Golden Globes

Good evening and welcome to my living room! No need to rollout the red carpet since there will be no fabulous celebrities to interview. Due to the Writer's Strike (2007-2008) there was a call for a boycott of the actual awards ceremony for the 65th Annual Hollywood Foreign Press Association's Golden Globes. Thus, the HFPA decided to forego the ceremony and just hold a press conference. Wow! I thought 2008 was off to a great start until they started canceling Award Season. This is my plea to the Producers and Writer's Guild, please come to an agreement. I live in Central Texas and TV is my gateway to the outside world. I really need new shows, fresh ideas and most of all Awards Season! I mean some of these celebrities we wouldn't even see if it wasn't for the award shows. I am begging you, come to an agreement soon. Not just because it's the right thing to do, but because there is a 28 year old gay man in Central Texas suffering a little more everyday. Thank you.

Oh, PS, I will be doing an up-to-the-minute blog about said Golden Press Conference! So stay tuned.

Winners will be posted online as well. Click here to check them out.

Cashmere Mafia aka Sex and the City 2

Last night was a fantastic night for television. We were blessed with another heart-felt episode of Extreme Makeover Home Edition. Another trip to Bonkersville thanks to the crazy wagon that is Desperate Housewives. And finally, my three hour television extravaganza ended with the return of Carrie, Samantha, Mira...I mean, Cashmere Mafia! For the first thirty minutes I ripped this thing apart left and right. It was like visitor at the San Francisco Zoo in the Tiger Exhibit, it just wasn't safe! Okay, that was a terribly distasteful and amusing joke...sorry. The point is, I gave nothing but the wardrobe a fighting chance. Then, at 9:37pm, like clockwork, something happened, I actually began enjoying this show. I was acquiring a taste for the power of these women and the complexity to which their story could evolve over the next few episodes. Yes my friends, I think I have found something campy, powerful, funny and en vogue on television again. It is the ABC, few years later, less witty, 2008, television void filler for Sex and the City, previously held 2 years ago by Desperate Housewives, I've been looking for! Thank you Darren Star. Tune in Wednesday at 10/9pm Central and see what you think.

Watch the First Episode Online Now!

Someone in India knows I'm gonna die!

Welcome to 2008! (Again I welcome you.) After much thought about talking about something that rips me apart inside, I figured I'd just let it go. I ask for no sympathy or pity. I only wish to vent about this condition which I have. In October of 2006 I was diagnosed with Rheumatoid Arthritis. I wasn't able to see a Rheumatologist until January of 2007. During that time my fingers were the size of pickles and there were days when I could hardly get myself out of bed. I remember my first appointment. God, I felt like it would never come. Anyway, the point in sharing this now is that a funny thing happened to me while shopping for Life Insurance the other day. I have always thought I should have some and in my effort to be more organized this year I figured I should start shopping around. Well, ladies and gents, I got some sure fire answers about life insurance and evidently life in general. Upon answering some health questions drilled by a kind, under paid and a little hard to understand Indian lady, I found myself getting a little upset about my RA. I just knew that with each answer my rates were climbing! Anyway, the question period ended and I was given my quote. Much to my un-surprise, the rates were outrages. So I figured I'd get a little personal and share with her that it is probably going to be hard for me to find lower rates. This is when she told me in her thick accent, "I don't know what your Rheumatologist has told you, but your condition is going to get worse. So I would advise that you get Life Insurance as soon as possible." WOW! I was shocked. It was like she knew exactly when I was going to die. I have heard of all kinds of sells tactics, but using someone's chronic disease to scare them into a purchase, that has to be a new low! Well, I feel better now sharing. Oh, and just so you know, insurance sales person in another country, I have never felt more alive.

Happy New Year!

Just a quick note to welcome you to the future! I am lovin' 2008 and wish you all the best.