Dancing Part 2!

...and we're back! Okay, so Floyd just came out and also is not dancing. So tonight's show is officially called "Not Dancing Cause We're Stars." Man, tonight's show is 2 hours also. I hope I make it. I will wait to post this until the end. No need to make you read my blog for 2 hours. Only one of us should suffer. The moment I've been waiting for, Sabrina is taking the stage. OMG!! I think I am officially straight again. This girl is fantastic. Just because the majority of her fan base is under 18 this betch is not in the Final. Oh well, what a great performance! Oh, and I do wish my girlfriend was hot like you Sabrina! And now we wait...Oh, we're back. Jane Seymour just took the stage. Now listen, I love me a hot cup of coffee and an aging cougar in the morning as much as the next young american man, but God she drives me crazy. However, her dance was beautiful! I do think she faked the food poisoning because she thought she was going to get sent home. Alright, Super Cameron just took to the stage. This man is huge and beautiful. Sometimes I do dream about him, but then he starts talking about himself and I wake up! Great dance tonight though. Must let Jackie-O' outside, brb. WOW, Cameron just ripped off his shirt! Wait, everyone is getting naked. I love this show. I'm gonna have to post this before the end of the hour. So here ya go...