Dancing with Randy, and I'm a Kind of a Star!

Here I sit on a crisp Tuesday night in Texas. Just me and the 4 animals watching Dancing with the Stars: the Grande Finale! It's so exciting. Celine opened the show with "My Heart Will Go On" and I puked!! Just kidding, it was actually very beautiful. Her facial expression at the end killed me. THIS JUST IN: Marie is out! Thank goodness. I love this lady, but I was going to be upset if Mel B and Helio were not the final two. Sometimes the popularity vote drives me crazy on this show. I mean the real winner this season in my heart will forever be Sabrina & Mark! They were the best. Okay, back to speed with what is happening right now. They are reviewing the entire season. I actually forgot how good it has been. OMG, Wayne Newton just came out of the fake tanning salon to join the host on stage and he announced he can not dance tonight due to health reasons. Plus, he is 480 years old and a national treasure. Thanks for not killing him ABC! Going to publish now to keep everyone up to date!! xo