The Final Dance (Part 3)

Okay, this is it! They are promoting the hell out of "Dance Wars." I'm sure I will watch, cause what else will I do? God I love Jennie Garth, I mean Kelly Taylor! Her dance was fantastic and her partner, Jesus. My mom said it best when we were watching earlier this season, "Who's even looking at her?" I think it's pretty true. So, Ms. Celine just came back. She is singing her latest hit "Taking Chances." Another fantastic performance. I just love this lady. Remind me, why am I not a member of Team Celine? Keeping you up-to-date with DWTS The Finale, this is Randy McCauley. Next up, a look at the two finalist Mel B and Helio! Man these two are power packed with sizzle and shake. I do think they've done a bang up job, just still not Sabrina. Commercial break. The fog lifts and Mel B and Helio are revealed to shake it off for the Mirror Ball Trophy. PS, I love that the actual award is a joke. Okay Max and Mel!! Wow. I watched in pure bliss. What a treat for network television. Here comes the judges. All great comments. Let's see the scores...Carrie Ann Inaba 10, Len Goodman 10, Bruno Tonioli 10! Preparing for Helio's dance. Commercial right now. Promo for "Samantha Who?" If you haven't seen it yet, check it out at abc.com. It's so much fun and I think will be a big winner at the Golden Globes! Oh, we're back Helio is about to hit the floor. Love his smile. Here comes Dick Tracy! WOW. Fabulous. They really look like they enjoy each other. Judges? Carrie Ann Inaba 10, Len Goodman 10, Bruno Tonioli 10! It's all tied up. Now some talking with past Stars and onto commercial break. Okay, the craziest promo for the local news just came on (News Channel 25)! "A local basketball game canceled because of rowdy fans. Plus, a mother hits her child in the face with a frying pan. These stories and weather, tonight at 10." WOW! I live in Bonkersville. I don't know how she said that with a straight face. The winner is only moments away. Are you ready? I don't know if I can handle it. We're back. Season in Review with Mel B and Helio. Jesus, how long is this show? Appropriate that Celine Dion is the entertainment tonight, because this show is a lot like Titanic. It's beautiful to watch, but it takes FOREVER for the damn thing to finish. Okay, here we go. The winner of Dancing with the Stars Season 4 is Helio! Oh, I am so excited for him. He's very cute. I do love Mel B though!! Alrighty, that's it for me. Hope you enjoyed my commentary. Good night.
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